- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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