How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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