How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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An anti-joke

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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