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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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