Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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You are joking right?

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Maths.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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read this sentence again.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How you know when dislextic

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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