- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Rylan Clark

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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