Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Weaner

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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