Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Pain Olympics.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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