- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

womens rights

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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