- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

I wrote a funny joke.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

13 =B you just learned something

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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