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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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