"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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