- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the man with no head say to the women?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

a man makes a bad joke

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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