Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Tall asians

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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