- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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