- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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