Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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