what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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