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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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