What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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