What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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The Qur'an

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Denard Robinson

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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