- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

All of these jokes are about white people

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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