- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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