What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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