2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Men's rights

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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