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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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