Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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eoin burgin is fat

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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deez nuts

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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