How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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