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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally