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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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