- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's 9+10? 19

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Cheese

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Balls

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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