- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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