- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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