What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Pain Olympics.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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