Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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