did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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jews

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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