- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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