What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Corn Muffins

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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