- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Death by kayak

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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