- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock knock knock OCD

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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