- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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