- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

the economy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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