- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

9/11 my birthday

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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