It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

a. why? b. because I wanted

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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