- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

womans rights...

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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