Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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