- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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