- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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