- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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