How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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A man did not like this site

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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