- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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