Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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