- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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