- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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