- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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