What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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my penis

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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