- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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