- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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