Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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