whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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