- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

this website even though its hilarious.

A man penetrates another man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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