- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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