- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

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