- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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