Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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