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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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