Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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The global news

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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