- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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