What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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