- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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