- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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